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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. GoD_139 puns Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars. SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L.. Deus puns I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong... Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore. Kate puns Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive... PastaMan puns I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down! PastaMan puns If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you! Deus puns How do i stop an addiction to cold turkey? Deus puns I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine. GoD_139 puns To be Frank, I'd have to change my name. PastaMan puns How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch. DaBoiThicc puns What is bread's favorite number? Leaven. Kate puns Whiteboards ... are remarkable. Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy. Deus puns As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. DaBoiThicc puns What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt. Mark14 puns Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement. GreenMario puns Why did the man fall in the well?Because he couldn't see that well 16171819202122
PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.