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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough. Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. GreenMario puns Why did the man fall in the well?Because he couldn't see that well DaBoiThicc puns Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word. PastaMan puns How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch. DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.” Deus puns Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. Mark14 puns Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin' DaBoiThicc puns What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell! Deus puns They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now. Deus puns What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets. Deus puns Sore throats are a pain in the neck! PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive. Deus puns I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong... GoD_139 puns Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words. Kate puns *Reversing the car* "Ah, this takes me back" Deus puns I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine. Deus puns How do i stop an addiction to cold turkey? Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy. 16171819202122
Kate puns I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
DaBoiThicc puns Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
Mark14 puns Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
Mark14 puns My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.