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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down! Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi. Mark14 puns Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin' DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore. Deus puns I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine. Deus puns I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong... Deus puns I used to think i was indecisiveBut now i'm not sure GoD_139 puns To be Frank, I'd have to change my name. PastaMan puns If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you! SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L.. Kate puns Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it? DaBoiThicc puns Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it. DaBoiThicc puns Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word. PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan. GreenMario puns Why did the man fall in the well?Because he couldn't see that well Kate puns Whiteboards ... are remarkable. PastaMan puns How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch. Deus puns What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets. PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. DaBoiThicc puns Velcro… What a rip-off. 16171819202122
Kate puns The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi.
DaBoiThicc puns Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.
SeeOcKay puns Uh, if you take the L ube out of sex, it may make you or your partner feel like a peasant rather than pleasant... That's the L..
PastaMan puns Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
PastaMan puns The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.