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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns My sea sickness comes in waves. Deus puns Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock. Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change. Deus puns How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. Deus puns I just spent 5 grand on Hi-Fi equipment I think I'm a stereo type PastaMan puns What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories! Kate puns Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! Mark14 puns What do you call a fly without wings? A walk. GoD_139 puns Camping is intense. Deus puns Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich. PastaMan puns Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal. PastaMan puns People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain. Deus puns Writing with a broken pencil is pointless. GoD_139 puns They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure. Deus puns Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. Mark14 puns If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Deus puns How do the trees get on the internet? They log on. Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies DaBoiThicc puns I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. 18192021222324
Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies