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DaBoiThicc puns My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Deus puns If i was given a penny for everytime i answered a question vaguely... I would have a lot of pennies
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.