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Puns Hot Fresh GoD_139 puns Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear. PastaMan puns If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you! PastaMan puns What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories! Deus puns How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it. Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back. Deus puns Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it Kate puns “Doctor, I’ve broken my arm in several places” Doctor “Well don’t go to those places.” Deus puns As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens. Mark14 puns Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty Deus puns I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure. PastaMan puns People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain. Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change. Mark14 puns If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. Deus puns Due to heavy rainfall last night, there is now a leek in my Greenhouse. PastaMan puns Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal. GoD_139 puns They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure. Kate puns Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them! Deus puns Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich. DaBoiThicc puns Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish. 18192021222324
Kate puns I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.
Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.