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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. PastaMan puns How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. DaBoiThicc puns What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs. PastaMan puns When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table! PastaMan puns My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late. Deus puns How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them. PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log. GoD_139 puns Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas Kate puns Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery. Mark14 puns What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. Mark14 puns Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty Mark14 puns You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents. DaBoiThicc puns To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing. Kate puns Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy. DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now. GoD_139 puns What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle. PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix. DaBoiThicc puns Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out. GoD_139 puns What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!" 19202122232425
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
PastaMan puns In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.