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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change. Mark14 puns You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents. Mark14 puns What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. DaBoiThicc puns Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish. Mark14 puns If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest? Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic. Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. PastaMan puns When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table! Deus puns Writing with a broken pencil is pointless. DaBoiThicc puns Don't trust atoms. They make up everything. DaBoiThicc puns Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…You need to let that mango. Deus puns How do the trees get on the internet? They log on. PastaMan puns You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down PastaMan puns My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late. GoD_139 puns Camping is intense. DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now. PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix. DaBoiThicc puns What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead. Kate puns What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! 19202122232425
Deus puns How many stubborn people does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Stubborn people won't change.
Kate puns Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.
PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.