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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback. Mark14 puns Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic. DaBoiThicc puns Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…You need to let that mango. GoD_139 puns What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!" Kate puns What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree! GoD_139 puns Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix. GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ PastaMan puns How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Deus puns How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them. DaBoiThicc puns What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs. DaBoiThicc puns What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead. DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now. PastaMan puns When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table! PastaMan puns My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late. Mark14 puns You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents. DaBoiThicc puns Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out. 19202122232425
Mark14 puns Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
DaBoiThicc puns People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
PastaMan puns I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.
GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
DaBoiThicc puns Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.