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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! Kate puns What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe. DaBoiThicc puns It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore. DaBoiThicc puns What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. DaBoiThicc puns Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy. Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned. Mark14 puns Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. Mark14 puns What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion! PastaMan puns Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. Mark14 puns Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on. Mark14 puns The rotation of earth really makes my day. PastaMan puns Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. Kate puns Archaeology really is a career in ruins. GoD_139 puns Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack. Deus puns I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why. Deus puns Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives 21222324252627
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.