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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen. GoD_139 puns How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. Mark14 puns Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad PastaMan puns What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra! Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned. Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! Kate puns Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. GoD_139 puns What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. GoD_139 puns Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack. DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion! Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" Deus puns I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why. DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it. GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one. DaBoiThicc puns It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore. PastaMan puns What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad. PastaMan puns Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. Mark14 puns What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. Deus puns Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. 21222324252627
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
Mark14 puns So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it.
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.