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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing. DaBoiThicc puns Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible. Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned. DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while. DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen. DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion! Mark14 puns Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band. Kate puns What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe. GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one. PastaMan puns What's brown and sticky? A stick. Kate puns Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery. PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” PastaMan puns Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. PastaMan puns Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. GoD_139 puns What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle. GoD_139 puns Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack. GoD_139 puns What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! DaBoiThicc puns It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore. GoD_139 puns What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. Mark14 puns What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. 21222324252627
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
GoD_139 puns Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”