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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck. Mark14 puns Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad DaBoiThicc puns Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish. Kate puns What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant. Mark14 puns What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind. Kate puns Archaeology really is a career in ruins. DaBoiThicc puns What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while. Mark14 puns Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! DaBoiThicc puns It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore. Kate puns A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?” Mark14 puns The rotation of earth really makes my day. GoD_139 puns What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. Deus puns I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why. Mark14 puns Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on. Deus puns Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it. DaBoiThicc puns What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion? An ion! GoD_139 puns Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack. PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!" 21222324252627
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
Deus puns I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
PastaMan puns A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"