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Puns Hot Fresh PastaMan puns How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Deus puns How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them. Mark14 puns Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad Kate puns Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. DaBoiThicc puns What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. Mark14 puns I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. DaBoiThicc puns I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ DaBoiThicc puns I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences. Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there. GoD_139 puns Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas Mark14 puns Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! Deus puns Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you. DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it. Kate puns Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy. Deus puns How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it. PastaMan puns What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra! DaBoiThicc puns Comedians who tell one too many lightbulb jokes soon burn out. DaBoiThicc puns eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches. Deus puns Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin. 20212223242526
Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
Mark14 puns I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
DaBoiThicc puns My wife keeps telling me that I’m the cheapest person she has ever met in her life.But I’m not buying it.