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Puns Hot Fresh DaBoiThicc puns Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes…You need to let that mango. PastaMan puns What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra! Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ DaBoiThicc puns eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches. PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” PastaMan puns What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad. DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen. Kate puns Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. DaBoiThicc puns I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences. GoD_139 puns How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. PastaMan puns You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles. DaBoiThicc puns Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy. Mark14 puns I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. Kate puns What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe. DaBoiThicc puns What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead. PastaMan puns What's brown and sticky? A stick. Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned. PastaMan puns Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. 20212223242526
Deus puns A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
Deus puns Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
GoD_139 puns What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.
Deus puns A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.