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Puns Hot Fresh Kate puns Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery. DaBoiThicc puns To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing. GoD_139 puns What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle. Kate puns Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy. DaBoiThicc puns eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and it gave me 13,749 matches. PastaMan puns You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down Mark14 puns I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down. Kate puns Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk. DaBoiThicc puns I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences. DaBoiThicc puns Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish. PastaMan puns What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra! PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.” GoD_139 puns How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West. DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen. PastaMan puns What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad. Kate puns What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant. DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while. GoD_139 puns What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn. Mark14 puns Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! PastaMan puns What's brown and sticky? A stick. 20212223242526
PastaMan puns A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
DaBoiThicc puns Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.