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Puns Hot Fresh Deus puns Without geometry life is pointless. DaBoiThicc puns This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand! GreenMario puns Why don't executioners ever high-five people?They prefer to leave 'em hanging DaBoiThicc puns The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down. Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader. GoD_139 puns “My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful” Mark14 puns Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs! GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast. DaBoiThicc puns My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible. Deus puns I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. DaBoiThicc puns My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned veteran Kate puns What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones. Kate puns Where do cats write notes? Scratch Paper! DaBoiThicc puns I invented a new word! Plagiarism! Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" DaBoiThicc puns Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite... Kate puns Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle. Kate puns Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom! GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped? 30313233343536
Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.
DaBoiThicc puns My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned veteran
Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"
GoD_139 puns What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?