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PastaMan puns What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Deus puns I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
GreenMario puns you know when your phone autocorrects fuck to duck you can still use it, it's fowl language.
Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.
Mark14 puns My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
DaBoiThicc puns My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned veteran