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Puns Hot Fresh Mark14 puns Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs! Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta. Deus puns Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion. GoD_139 puns Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast. Kate puns They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader. GoD_139 puns “My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful” Mark14 puns How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left. Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped? DaBoiThicc puns My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible. Kate puns Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom! Deus puns I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Deus puns You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there. PastaMan puns I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction. Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?" Kate puns Where do cats write notes? Scratch Paper! DaBoiThicc puns My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned veteran Deus puns What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss. DaBoiThicc puns Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite... Deus puns Have you heard the joke about the skunkNever mind it stinks 30313233343536
Deus puns My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
Deus puns Just found a video of my daughter on pornhub. To make matters worse it sounds like she also has coronovirus as apparently she is a super spreader.
Deus puns If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
Deus puns A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"
DaBoiThicc puns My grandpa was in the army and he was attacked with both pepper spray and mustard gas. Now he's a seasoned veteran