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DaBoiThicc puns I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.
PastaMan puns What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
DaBoiThicc puns How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, ‘Ribbit, ribbit’ and a horny toad says, ‘Rub it, rub it.’
Deus puns I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.