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Deus

pop culture

I didn't want to be a Jedi like my father.

But he forced me into it.

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GoD_139

puns

Have you heard of the band 1023MB? They haven't got a gig yet.

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Mark14

puns

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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Deus

Be honest, There is no fear on this earth like waiting for your internet history to clear quickly while someone urgently needs to use your laptop.

48

PastaMan

puns

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Sucka. 
Sucka who? 
Sucka dick and let me in. 
 

37

Mark14

puns

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

2

TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock knock. 
Who’s there? 
Hatch. 
Hatch who? 
God bless you.

35

Deus

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?

Because he doesnt want to be spotted!

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TheOneWhoKnocks

knock knock jokes

Knock Knock 
Who's there? 
Urine! 
Urine Who? 
Urine secure, don't know what for. 

37

Mark14

puns

Did you hear about the blind circumciser... he got the sack.

48

DaBoiThicc

pickup lines

Are those space pants?

Cause your butt is out of this world!

48

Kate

puns

What do you call two barracuda fish? A Pairacuda!

49

Deus

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He neverlands

54

GoD_139

puns

How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

45

GreenMario

pickup lines

Are you a toaster? 
Because I wanna take a bath with you

39

GoD_139

puns

Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

52

Mark14

pickup lines

What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? 
My zipper.

45

PastaMan

puns

If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

62

Deus

puns

Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

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